if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
you’re adorable fuck me against a wall
Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes